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1, the architect

a wife to call the architect, said that whenever a train passed, her bed would shake.

husband on the back of his Seeing the situation, it snapped Wen: [insight]

some words are true, but it sounds very fake; some of his words are false, but it is beyond doubt.

2, lure

English gentleman and the French woman with a box, a woman would like to lure the British, who complained about her to strip to lie down after the cold . Mr. own quilt to her, she kept saying the cold.



go to your mother, right?

[insight]

benevolent style of the man is a good man, a man understand style is a good man.

3, spoon

Mike walked into the restaurant, ordered a soup, the waiter immediately to his side up.

waiter just walked away, Mike would yell out: He said:

manager respectfully toward Mike nodded, and said: I mean, where does the spoon? But we often have get rid of the right, leaving the error, the result is mistake.

4, wearing the wrong

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[insight]

to do righteousness, is not an easy thing. Straighten, often humble; crooked man is justified, but it is fierce as a bull.

5, a Scotsman

call back to London, like the way to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, so my father made to a telegram: >

6, sad story

three people to New York vacation. They are in a 45th floor high-rise hotel provides a suite.

night, the elevator failure, the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall.

them, after discussions, decided to walk back to the room, and agreed to take turns to tell jokes, singing and storytelling, to reduce CASTLE fatigue.

joke, and sing songs, and finally climbed to the 34th floor, we all feel exhausted.

: I forgot the room key in the hall.

7, selling books

a famous book writer to come visit. Bookstore owner by surprise, and quickly removed all the books, all put the writer's book. Writer came to the bookstore, the heart is very happy, asked: , are sold out. .

8, to help
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