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3, the cannibal and his son to hunt, his son capture a thin person, his father said: put, no meat! His son capture a fat man, his father said: put too tired! His son capture a beautiful, his father said: take home at night to eat your mother!
4, one day we two to a wishing well, and I bent down and promised may also look well and throw a coin, you also want to make a wish, but you do not accidentally fell into the well when he bends over, I was shocked , murmured: Spirit really Hey!
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7, the middle of the night Bush to see Osama bin Laden to stand in his own bed, awarded the first emissions, Bush shocked: Hello bold, dare night raid the White House! The beard of Osama bin Laden and shook it chest, ghastly smile, and said: Rejoice,
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, Cheng Hei given to his wife but not her husband, went to the father at home to look for. See father face supra footwear shoes, then asked: Dad, hi fixed it? Unhappy father, continue to face. Daughter-in-law angry, asked: Dad, Zheng-hi fixed it? Father was furious: wash your face!
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11, a mouse: I now love and bats, after the children were living in the air, not afraid of your cat. The cat sneer loudly, pointing to the tree the owl said: see no, she was already pregnant with my child!
wolf invasion, small animals, set up death squads against. Mantis: I have a pole. Hedgehog: I covered hidden weapon. Alternatus side shake tentacles sing: Well! I have nunchuck nunchuck! Hum ha ha!
13 science class the teacher asked: Why is death the body is cold? No one answered. The teacher asked: No one knows? At this time, a student stood up and said: That is because 心静自然凉.